Three minutes after 10, hurry up, any meat that you've got left in your fridge.

Because, oh no, it's okay, relax.

Rishi Sunak has lifted the imminent ban on meat, or rather the imminent tax on meat.

I don't know if you noticed this bit of yesterday's pronouncements.

He's come up with what must surely be the absolute genius approach to politics,

announcing that you're lifting bans on things that

weren't banned. So I'm lifting a tax on meat. There is no tax on meat. Yep, that's because I lifted it.

You see, you can't, you can't touch him, can you? Rishisian announced yesterday that there will be no

tax on meat, thanks to him. And you say, because you are intelligent and informed and moderately educated, you say, well, hang on a minute, there is no tax on me. There was never going to be a tax on me. That's because I banned it, you see? Ha ha! A band it, so you cut it. Yes, spin your way out of that, Starmer. He's also banned the seven bins that you currently have to use to do your recycling.

I know what you're thinking.

You don't have seven bins to do your recycling.

And even if you did, you'd probably want to know why and what purpose it serves and why...

No, it doesn't matter.

I've banned seven bins.

The seven bin recycling rule is now over thanks to me, Rishi seven bin Sunak.

But there was no requirement to have.

Doesn't matter. A band it.

What else is he going to ban?

I've heard, and listen, my sources are not great.

This is something that, you know, you should probably turn to a slightly better connected political commentator than me.

But I am told that he is about to ban glass hammers, organic elbow grease and long weights.

I don't know if you've ever spent any time at all on a building site, but if you have

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