What Counts As An Appropriate First Date Location?

U Up?

Betches

Relationships, Sexuality, Comedy, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness

4.7 • 14.8K Ratings

🗓️ 18 September 2019

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

J and J are back and ready to bring in everyone’s favorite month, fucktober. At 21:50 they break down the science behind the ‘walking date.’ What does it mean for a future relationship and should you be scared? At 38:30 a listener shares their awkward sexual encounter which features a sorority house, a forgotten condom, and some head banging on the dashboard of a car. At 47:00 they share their advice for a listener worried about the ex girlfriend posing as her boyfriend's cat on his Netflix account. At 1:08:05 they respond to a west coast tech guy who feels he’s no longer datable. At 1:18:00 they play a round of Red Flag or Deal Breaker. The U Up? LIVE tour is coming to a city near you! Get your tickets before they sell out by going to Betches.co/uuptour Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This week's episode is brought to you by FOPO, the one and only can cocktail co-created by
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0:30.9	Hello and welcome to the U-Up Podcast. I'm Jared Freed and I'm Jordana Abraham. It is so
0:39.1	good to be back here with you Jordana. It is. It's crazy. I just saw you two days ago. I know, but
0:44.0	it's been too long. But for the listeners at home, another week, another discussion of their
0:50.3	dating lives. Exactly. And listen, I love doing this show. You like you enjoy watching it? I love
0:55.5	doing this show. It's very, I learn a lot. I'm always learning. More, right. I learn a lot. I feel like
1:00.9	we get to some really interesting questions that don't always have a clear answer. Uncomfortable
1:05.8	conversations in a comfortable space. Exactly. I think that's like the whole rub of this whole
1:10.5	thing. And I, I got to tell people, we love, we want to thank you, the listener, for listening.
1:16.7	It is such a pleasure to meet you at the shows and to have you get involved with this show in the
1:21.2	way that you do when we meet you. We see it's, the glow is, is both sides. You say, hey, I
1:28.7	listen to the show and I say, hey, I love putting it out there. And it's a nice moment between people.
1:33.2	So, right. So thank you for listening. A feather. It feels like my nuts are being feathered
1:39.6	up and down the seam. Right. Right. That middle part that stitches the nuts together.
1:45.6	For me, it's more of just like a neck rub. A neck rub. I don't have any testicles.
1:50.3	Well, if you did, that's what it would feel like. That's what it would feel like. Okay.
1:52.9	It's the neck rub of ball touching. I'll try to imagine what that feeling would be like.
1:57.7	But here's the thing. I want to thank everyone for listening. Okay. I want to thank you for telling
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