What Basic Kid-Level-Fact Blew Your Mind as an Adult?
Am I the Genius?
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🗓️ 5 December 2025
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| 0:00.0 | What basic, kid-level fact blew your mind as an adult? |
| 0:05.0 | I lived in a desert for most of my life. No snow, and before my recent experience, I'd spent maybe a total of five days of my life in snow, and the snow I was in was incredibly light. |
| 0:16.0 | Because of this, I always pictured snow as eternally white and ethereal, like in all of the cartoons |
| 0:21.5 | that I'd watched as a kid. I went to spend time with my partner's family back in the Midwest |
| 0:25.9 | in early February. I was absolutely enchanted on my first day of the two-week stint. And then I watched |
| 0:32.3 | what happened as the snow stayed around, and I got to see black ice and the nasty grey-brown snow blocks on the side of the road. |
| 0:39.5 | I suppose I should have known snow got dirty and tracked over and nasty, but I didn't. It robbed the |
| 0:45.0 | childhood wonder and whimsy right from under my nose. I was baking a cake in my dorm for my |
| 0:51.1 | 19th birthday. My friends were running around and being loud, so I yelled at them |
| 0:55.1 | to stop because I didn't want them to ruin the cake. They looked at me like I had two heads, |
| 1:00.0 | so I had to explain that my siblings and I were always taught that making loud noises or running |
| 1:04.3 | around a kitchen when something was baking would make it fall. I was surprised that they'd never |
| 1:09.2 | learned that baking rule. Yeah, it turns out that that |
| 1:12.1 | was made up to stop kids from running and being loud for a couple of hours when the baking was being |
| 1:16.0 | done. I called my mum up to ask her about it, and both she and my grandma were just as shocked as I was |
| 1:21.0 | to find out it was a myth. So apparently at least three generations have believed and followed that rule. |
| 1:27.4 | My mother used to feed me |
| 1:29.1 | dark green lettuce as a salad. I loved it when I was a kid. I think I was 17 and I had a friend over |
| 1:34.6 | for dinner and asked my mom for seconds of dark green lettuce. My friend looked at me like I'm a |
| 1:39.4 | frickin' idiot. Um, do you mean that spinach? What the F? |
| 1:44.7 | Mums had been fooling me my whole life. |
| 1:48.0 | In college, my buddy asked me how to spell |
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