What are your CRAIGSLIST-SELLER Horror Stories?
Am I the Genius?
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🗓️ 6 December 2025
⏱️ 23 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | What are your Craigslist seller horror stories? I wanted a hamster. I found a post for free |
| 0:07.2 | hamsters on Craigslist. I called the phone number and asked, do you still have any hamsters left? |
| 0:12.2 | And the lady replied, oh yeah, I just found some. Did I hear that right? I must have misheard that. |
| 0:17.5 | I arrived at her house and there were several cages filled with hamsters. She wasn't an |
| 0:21.9 | intentional animal hoarder. She started out with two or three, but one of the hamsters escaped and it was |
| 0:27.2 | pregnant. They started breeding in her walls like rodents and every time she'd find one, she'd put it in a cage. |
| 0:33.4 | When I arrived at her place, there were about a hundred hamsters, in the walls and under the couch. |
| 0:38.5 | Her house was infested with hamsters. She was genuinely overwhelmed and had no idea how to take |
| 0:44.0 | care of the problem. I gave her the phone number for a small animal rescue. They removed all |
| 0:48.3 | the hamsters. I adopted two of them, peanut and teeny bean. Teeny Bean had a massive facial tumour, one black eye and one white |
| 0:55.7 | eye. He was born without one and his eyeball socket filled with some kind of gel. The vet said |
| 1:00.5 | these were cosmetic and he was otherwise fine. He was the ugliest hamster ever and he loved to |
| 1:05.6 | snuggle. In short, I went to adopt a hamster and the reason she was giving them away was that her |
| 1:10.0 | house had a massive hamster infestation. I went to adopt a hamster, and the reason she was giving them away was that her house had a massive hamster infestation. I went to buy Nintendo 64 with a ton of games and a few controllers |
| 1:17.2 | for a hundred bucks. He told me to meet him at a Walmart, not far from my school, so I went after |
| 1:22.3 | the school day. He told me that morning that he had a cherry red Mustang and to meet him at it |
| 1:27.0 | at 3 o'clock. I pulled into the Walmart Walmart and there were about three or four cop cars around a cherry red Mustang. The guy was sitting on the curb while they took a bunch of crap out of his car. He had like two pounds of Mary Jay on him and some other stuff. I was sad. I really wanted that Nintendo. You should have gone up to the cops and said, |
| 1:45.1 | Hey, I think that's the guy who stole my Nintendo. Did you find one in the car? Free Nintendo. |
| 1:50.9 | I foolishly let a strange guy come into my house to buy a used iPad that I'd advertised on |
| 1:55.9 | Craigslist for his son. He handed me 40 bucks less in cash than I asked for on my ad, saying it was all the |
| 2:01.9 | cash he had, and that he figured it was a fair price. When I refused to accept what he offered, |
| 2:06.9 | he became irate, red in the face, slapped my table with his palm, and said I was being greedy, |
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