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🗓️ 16 June 2023
⏱️ 86 minutes
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Oops, Trump did it again... this time, maybe this time, he'll actually be held accountable for his crimes. But "WHAT ABOUT BIDEN??" The gang screams sanity about the current wave of "whataboutism" coming from the right.
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0:47.5 | I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Armageddon update, stolen documents! |
0:51.9 | Refusing to give them back then saying, what stolen documents? |
0:55.7 | Yep, we're talking about Trump again. Aren't you Republican's tired of this hump? |
0:59.8 | I mean, hell, next time just vote for a better criminal, okay? |
1:02.6 | This guy even crimes lame. Look, if you read the indictment, you know that includes evidence, |
1:07.3 | Trump took documents about our nuclear programs. Yeah, in issues where we're weak to attack and where |
1:14.3 | our allies are also weak to attack and our plans for possible retaliation in case we're attacked. |
1:22.8 | You know information that would get a lot of us killed. He's not supposed to have it. He lied |
1:28.8 | about having it and then hid that he had it. He also had it while the Saudis played a golf tournament |
1:34.7 | at his course. It's okay, I'm sure they didn't use the bathroom. You know, where all America's secrets |
1:40.9 | are in the bathroom at a bed bug infested resort near a swamp. He's a criminal, a traitor, a |
1:47.1 | pedophile, and a spray tan abuser. And I hear a lot of people saying, what about Hillary, |
1:53.6 | Embedent and Pints, emails, Corvette Garot, mother's house, they all had documents and they aren't |
2:00.4 | indicted. What about that? Okay, okay, okay. Calm down. We hear at the Armageddon update are |
2:06.6 | going to help you out, even though you are insane and currently support a man, experts say is |
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