I'm The King Of The World!

Titus Podcast

Christopher Titus

Update, Armageddon, Comedy, Arts, Titus, Performing Arts, Christophertitus, Funny, Angrypursuit, News

4.5 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 21 June 2023

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Titus and the crew talk about that other "crew" that is currently having their own underwater Armageddon; Oceangate!

Titus Podcast... SCREAM SANITY!

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hey guys, this is the Highlander from the Tuddus Podcast.
0:11.3	This episode is brought to you by Native Deodorant, Lomey and AG1.
0:16.1	And now here's Christopher Tuddus with you all.
0:19.1	I'm Christopher Tuddus.
0:20.3	I don't know.
0:21.3	This is not a fucking nut break.
0:23.9	Billionaires, bad luck and bubbles.
0:25.7	Today we're talking about how just because you can...
0:28.9	Doesn't mean you should.
0:30.3	A British billionaire and a rich Indian businessman decided they wanted to go see the Titanic wreckage.
0:35.4	Because what makes more sense in going to see a said-to-be-unthinkable ship
0:40.3	with the highest tech available in the world at the time, that ship sank and killed 1500.
0:45.9	Why don't we go see that in another ship run by a PlayStation controller?
0:50.0	And just because you can't afford a quarter of a million dollars to take a little submarine ride,
0:54.4	doesn't mean you should.
0:56.4	How long does they pass some homeless people in the limo on the way to the submarine?
0:59.3	Oh, I would like to help you with a sandwich, but I've spent all my money on a submarine, John.
1:07.0	And I also am going to take my son to see the graveyard of Leonardo DiCaprio.
1:11.9	I don't have any extra money.
1:13.6	I mean, is anyone surprised this one like this?
1:15.7	You want to look at a sunken ship and a tube that sinks?
1:18.2	What could possibly happen?
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