Florida Is A DeSaster!
Titus Podcast
Christopher Titus
4.6 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 9 June 2023
⏱️ 83 minutes
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Summary
The gang talk about the latest stunt pulled by GOP darling, and Mussolini protégé, Ron DeSantis.
Titus Podcast... SCREAM SANITY!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey guys, this is the Highlander from the Titus podcast. |
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| 0:15.3 | Evo Naturals. |
| 0:16.4 | And now here's Christopher Titus with the Armagedon update. |
| 0:19.2 | I'm Christopher Titus. |
| 0:20.4 | And the... Is the Armageddon Update. I'm Christopher Titus. And the... |
| 0:21.2 | Is the Armageddon Update. |
| 0:23.6 | Kidnapping, Illegal Immigrants and Private Chets. |
| 0:25.7 | What the hell is going on? |
| 0:26.9 | Well, it seems that Ron Disaster, the governor of Florida, really hates immigrants. |
| 0:31.4 | Even though Florida had 2.6 million Latino immigrants in 2021. |
| 0:35.0 | Also, Latino immigrants build businesses and bring in over |
| 0:37.9 | $7 billion to Florida annually and Florida residents in immigrant-led households had $98 billion |
| 0:44.7 | in spending power in Florida in 2018. So yeah, let's get rid of all that money and hard work. |
| 0:50.7 | We've already pissed off Disney and called the people that invented Donald Duck groomers. This dude really is a disaster. Here's how desperate Sucky D is for attention. |
| 1:00.8 | He didn't even send Florida immigrants to California. He had the plane stop in Texas and pick up |
| 1:07.0 | Texas immigrants. It's like a racist airborne Uber. I guess you realize that he couldn't |
| 1:12.2 | take his own states immigrants because they were making and spending so much damn money in Florida. |
| 1:18.4 | It's the only thing that creates that one thin membrane that stopped Florida from becoming |
| 1:22.3 | the meth-addicted elderly zombie hellhole we all know in love. Why does Florida always smell like someone left a pile of wet dog towels and a cabbage's ass? |
| 1:32.2 | Which is also a Ron DeSantis policy. |
| 1:35.0 | Do you guys remember when politicians had ideas instead of stunts when they passed policies to fix |
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