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Distorted View Daily

Wet Market Live – Erotic Home Shopping!

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 3 September 2024

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

On Today’s Show: Shop AE – America’s Favorite Erotic Home Shopping Network comes to Distorted View Daily! Listen to the hit program Wet Market Live. Want a product featured on the show? Check out these links to Adam And Eve. Remember to use PROMO CODE FREAK at check out for 50% off just about any […]

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0:00.0

The weather is starting to cool, leaves are falling, and the air is crisp.

0:06.0

That can only mean one thing.

0:08.0

It's fall.

0:09.0

Time to pack your summertime vaginal lube flavors away. See you next year, Orchard Jerry Coe. your

0:13.6

orchard jerry cunted butter. So long, sun-kished strawberry smatch.

0:18.8

Swap that sunny bright gash grease with the cozy warmth of autumn lubes.

0:24.4

Wait, don't tell me you don't have fall-time lubes.

0:28.2

Well then you better tune in to Friday's Cornicopia of Cream special right here on Shop A.E. From apple cider to pumpkin

0:36.4

spies to beak and pie, we've got water-based in silicone lubricants to

0:41.0

celebrate the entire season.

0:43.0

It'll make anyone going down on you say,

0:46.0

Oh God, what a wonderful harvest time pussy patch I find myself in.

0:52.0

Oh, yeah.

0:54.8

Cornicopia of creams.

0:56.6

This Friday at 8 PM right here on Shop A.E. at 7 p.m. it's stupid.

1:06.0

Coming up tonight on Shop A.E.

1:09.0

at 7 p.m. it's...

1:11.0

Stupid Dong Worshiped. it's... uh... stupid dong worshipped.

1:15.0

Go out with a selection of durable long lasting cockstrokers.

1:19.0

At 8 p.m. it's Wogtown, women going their own way.

1:24.0

Give up men completely with our full-featured sex machines.

1:28.0

And at 9 PM, Duch Noir with Kevin Donatello,

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