Sew Your Penis Head To Your Pubic Puff

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

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🗓️ 5 September 2024

⏱️ 57 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:58:20 Blackulator-Caucasiatron.Com Is Live 08:33:01 Journalist Double Downs On Growing Concrete 15:22:23 Pussy Boy Lockdown 18:09:20 Dickless Roundtable 34:03:16 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 36:14:18 Scorpion Scrotal Sting 40:33:12 Hate Preacher Wants To Shoot Some People 46:12:06 Driving The Car You Stole Right To The Police Station 49:33:22 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 […]

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0:00.0	Hey Freaks, it's Thursday, September 5th, 2024, coming up on the program today does concrete grow on trees,
0:07.0	plus sewing your dickhead to your pubic puff and other wacky things Unix do.
0:12.0	PTSD related to Scorpion Scrotal stings,
0:15.0	and you'll never guess who a church pastor wants to shoot in the back of the head.
0:22.0	Everybody. Everybody, yeah.
0:24.0	Yeah.
0:25.0	Rogue your body, yeah.
0:29.0	Yeah. Everybody, yeah.
0:31.0	Everybody, yeah. But your... Everybody broke your body right.
0:35.0	Back streets back all right. All right. Alright. Hey, hey, uh, well, oh my God, we're but the King. Brother sisters, everybody's saying.
0:57.0	Gonna bring the flavor, show the how.
1:01.0	Gotta cost a fortune you better answer now.
1:05.0	Yeah.
1:06.0	And I'm original.
1:09.0	Yeah.
1:10.0	And I'm the only one. Yeah, and my sexual, yeah. Yeah, and my everything you need you better rock your body now?
1:24.4	Everybody!
1:26.4	Yeah, run your body!
1:30.4	Yeah!
1:31.4	Yeah, everybody, everybody, brought your body right.
1:37.0	My street's bike, all right.
1:43.0	It's distorted view daily with Tim Henson.
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