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Big Fat Jehovah’s Witnesses Gasping For Air

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 2 September 2024

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

On Today’s Show: Happy Labor Day! I’ve got a best of show for you, but before that, I apologize for the Wheel of Misery f-up and instead spin the Ring of Triumph to reward you listeners for your loyalty and forgiveness. PO Box Mail Unboxing Video: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH […]

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0:00.0

All right, hey Freaks.

0:05.0

Tim back here to introduce your Best Up Show for Labor Day 2024. You all knew we had a holiday here in America

0:17.0

and we were going to be doing this. To be honest, I'm actually coming to you today with tail between my legs.

0:27.7

I made a grave error on Friday's podcast and I have to apologize.

0:34.3

Begg for your forgiveness.

0:36.9

You remember how we uh, spun the wheel of misery?

0:41.3

Because I was so mad with you guys because Mead found out that I was talking

0:46.8

about his brother on a sideshow exclusive episode and I came to the conclusion, there was a traitor amongst us telling me about the stuff I say

0:57.4

about him on these member-only episodes, or worse yet, someone just gave him the entire episode to listen to.

1:06.7

Oh, I was so sore with you guys.

1:09.5

And as a punishment, like I mentioned, we spun the wheel of misery.

1:15.0

The punishment was when we come back with new episodes tomorrow on Tuesday,

1:21.0

you will not get a distorted view daily.

1:24.4

You will get an entire episode of the Adam and Eve Home Shopping Network hosted by yours truly.

1:31.6

Just one giant ad for our sponsor Adam and Eve.

1:36.2

Make sure to use promo code freak.

1:38.2

Here's the thing though, and this is the reason why I come to you tail between my leg, embarrassed.

1:47.0

As a lot of you pointed out to me in emails,

1:51.0

apparently I talked about Mead and his brother on the Wednesday

1:56.8

episode of TV which was a program for everyone. It was not a sideshow exclusive episode.

2:06.3

There's not a traitor amongst us.

2:08.2

I like to think there are some traitors amongst us still.

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