Wesley's Past Lives
Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast
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4.8 • 671 Ratings
🗓️ 12 August 2025
⏱️ 12 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, so let's get into it. |
| 0:04.6 | No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend. |
| 0:05.1 | And it's convenient... skip the drive and fly hassle-free the San Bernardino International Airport the only airport on the |
| 0:21.8 | planet that we wholeheartedly recommend and it's convenient you got low-cost parking five bucks a day |
| 0:27.2 | and speaking of hassle here's another episode of Klein Alley's show we've said a lot of stupid things on |
| 0:32.6 | the show but what you're about to hear I think is the new stupidest thing that and listen this is |
| 0:37.2 | this is girl news for you I want you to hear before I want to just warn new stupidest thing that, and listen, this is girl news for you. |
| 0:38.4 | I want you to, before, I want to just warn you going into this. If you're not in the mood to feel dumb right now or potentially feel smart just by listening to what Allie's about to share, you can change the station. I can't believe you think this is so dumb. And not only is it, Not only is it so dumb. |
| 0:36.0 | Yesterday you started yapping about it off the air. |
| 0:38.1 | I said, this is one of those things. |
| 0:39.5 | I'll let Allie have her little thing. Not only is it so dumb. Yesterday you started yapping about it off the air. |
| 0:55.9 | I said, this is one of those things. |
| 0:57.2 | I'll let Allie have her little thing and then she'll forget about it. |
| 1:00.0 | This morning she came in and she's doubled down on it now. |
| 1:03.1 | She's convinced that something is going on in her house, which is so idiotic and stupid, but she is completely believing it. |
| 1:09.9 | And I'm going gonna warn you that |
| 1:11.7 | this is a this is because of all your woo woo goddess moon circle crap used to do |
| 1:16.3 | where Ali would put out bottles of water to capture the moon beams during full |
| 1:21.1 | moons and this is all I'm just I thought that was a past I thought that was in your |
| 1:24.3 | past I stopped doing that here could as you should have you said sounded crazy. You would come in here and you would say, |
| 1:30.4 | ah, man, I ran out of moon water. And Omar would say, uh, what's that? You go, well, I was capturing moonbeams in my pail of water. And we go, Ali, it's 2024. What are you yapping about? It wasn't a pail of water. It was mason jar. |
| 1:25.5 | Whatever the hell you were doing, you sounded |
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