HOUR 3- Old people's Secrets, Clickbait and MORE

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 671 Ratings

🗓️ 12 August 2025

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0	Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, so let's get into it.
0:04.6	No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.
0:05.1	And it's convenient, you got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. This is the world famous K-Rock. Good morning. Just out for 9 o'clock. It is Tuesday.
0:37.7	We are at Klein Alley Show.
0:39.2	KROQ.
0:39.9	And if you need us, lots of ways to get involved. You can follow us on the Instagram, Klein Alley Show. You can DM us there, slide in the DMs. We appreciate that. Streaming live on YouTube right now. KROC's YouTube. You can see what it looks like here in the studio. what's going on behind the scenes.
0:35.2	And also, you can check us out
0:37.2	as we are live on Krak right now
0:39.3	and a podcast that will follow
0:40.9	that's pretty much this exact show, but stripped down and raw. Yeah, people love it when we're raw. 7-14 had a follow-up question for me. Allie, when you are weighing your meat, are you including that gross maxi pad that sucks up all the blood at the bottom of the tray yeah that
1:11.3	that is a disgusting thing that they usually put them with the meat i think it's so that the
1:15.7	like a little diaper it keeps the meat fresh longer or something i don't know what the meat diaper
1:19.8	yeah the meat diaper is so gross you take it off and you're like peel it away it's just bloody
1:25.1	and weird it's it's a disgusting thing.
1:28.8	Hometown loser is the meat diaper.
1:30.8	Anyway, we got lots to get to this hour on the show.
1:34.2	Old People's Secrets Help You Live Forever.
1:35.9	Got some clickbait to get into as well.
1:37.9	And does humanity stand the chance against the robots back to school?
1:42.2	They believe that this is the year where AI will officially take over as far as people
1:46.6	coming up with writing school projects, working on presentations, teachers going to AI for
1:52.7	lesson plans.
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