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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8671 Ratings

🗓️ 12 August 2025

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0

Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, so let's get into it.

0:04.6

No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

0:05.1

And it's convenient, you got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. We're Klein Alley Show. We'll do some news. Then we will officially get you tickets so you can go to Vegas for when we were young. it's a lineup that I'll tell you, every time I look at it, I'm like there's another band

0:39.1

on it. There's so many bands. We get you to Vegas. Tickets to give you in about five minutes, and then again at 10 a.m. this morning during summer hours, plus every hour thereafter all day long here at K Rock. All you got to do is be called 20-800-5-2067. talked to a winner yesterday that said that they've tried to win things over the last five years.

0:38.2

I've never gotten through. 8005201067. Talked to a winner yesterday that said that they've tried to win things over the last five years.

0:56.8

I've never gotten through. Not only got through, got to be caller 20, got to experience all them feels, and now we'll be going to Vegas. That could be you and it will be coming up just after this.

1:05.6

Grab your Adderall. It's time for ADD News.

1:13.3

Is your grocery store scamming you?

1:17.4

If your go-to grocery store is Walmart, the answer is probably.

1:24.1

Grocery stores have been accused before of saying things are on sale when at the register they are not. But Walmart is now having to pay $5.6 million to the customers because they were

1:29.5

overcharging people. And the way they would do it was they would sell things for less weight than

1:34.9

what was shown on the label. For example, produce, baked goods. You would see those labels that

1:38.7

are like, hey, here's a pound of strawberries. You think you're paying seven bucks for a pound of strawberries.

1:42.8

When you get to the register, the actual weight is less than that. The first Walmart story that's ever involved less weight. I know, right? So it really, yeah. Underweight? Unbelievable. Never see those two things together, ever. I'm glad the scale's on that side of the register. But I don't know if you've ever done this this but even when I buy meat and stuff like that

2:01.3

sometimes I'll put it on my scale of home just to see

2:03.6

and you see you know.

2:04.6

No, you do not.

2:05.2

Yeah, I do. Who does that? Wait a minute. Hold on. Whoa. Whoa. How many times do you do this? Is this a box of shame? I've done it before because I've been curious. You will buy a piece of meat or some ground beef,

1:59.5

you'll say about a pound of ground beef,

2:01.0

but it doesn't feel like a pound to me.

2:02.9

And you get home and you put it on a scale.

2:04.4

Look, I am already... buy a piece of meat or some ground beef, you'll say about a pound of ground beef, but it doesn't feel like a pound to me,

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