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This is the omnibus. Okay. You have accessed entry 1421. D.E. 2609, certificate number 53240, 3-2-40. Welsh Patagonia.

Puddit-A.

What is, my, uh-Poy-Dachie?

We did Dorothea Evans,

I do be in Dorkeshah.

We've been near Webster. See here in Evans, I do be on Daukeshah.

We've been near Webster and in Fingul.

Ah, good, uh, uh, talking to the door, or in the radio?

Yeah, or towing. And, per well. Are you and radio? Are you referring to my fleece jacket?

It's a Welsh Patagonia.

This is, you and I are the most prominent Welsh American podcast, I would assume. We're a kind of a leading

voice in the Welsh American podcast community.

Yeah, we never talk about the fact that you and I both have Welsh heritage. It's come up a couple times. But it is it's true that that among prominent American Welshman you and I stand top the field. There are 2 million Welsh Americans today and only 3 million Welsh people in Wales so we're we're getting close. But that means someone who has like a Welsh great-grandmother and that's me as well like you know my

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