We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick.

We are receiving this message.

We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this monumental

reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions,

this is our legacy to you.

This is our time capsule.

This is the omnibus. Oh, You have accessed entry 445.

I S0526, certificate number 43944, the fastest bicyclist. I want to ride my bicycle.

Do you like going fast?

Do you like going fast?

Love it.

Yeah.

My favorite speed to go is fast. Yeah. Yeah. What's my favorite speed to go? Yeah. Yeah. You know the funny thing is when you say that what are you picturing like a sports car?

Because I picture like an amusement park ride. Well we we have, we've discussed at length

that you're not very interested in cars as fetish items,

but going fast.

The funny thing is because I have an electric car,

like I have had, you know, the world's most powerful acceleration tool in

history in my garage right for I don't know at least five years you know I've got a

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