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Roxas v. Marcos (Entry 1086.PR1506)

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Society & Culture, History

4.62.7K Ratings

🗓️ 20 January 2022

⏱️ 62 minutes

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In which a humble locksmith sues the dictator who stole his golden Buddha, and Ken thinks teaching multiplication to juries was a mistake. Certificate #46804.

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0:00.0

We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick.

0:07.0

We are receiving this message.

0:11.0

We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

0:21.0

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this monumental

0:26.2

reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

0:28.8

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

0:35.0

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions,

0:41.0

this is our legacy to you.

0:43.0

This is our time capsule.

0:45.0

This is the omnibus. Oh, You have accessed and

1:04.0

accessed entry 1086 dot PR 1506

1:19.2

certificate number 46804 Ro Rojas v. Marcos.

1:25.4

The former Philippine President arrived at 5577 Kalani-Anaholi Highway around 830 last night.

1:31.9

It was the first time Marcos had left Hickam Air Force Base since he and a party of about 90 arrived here from Manila 27 days ago.

1:39.0

Last night's move was made with the assistance of secret service agents, U.S. Air Force

1:44.3

personnel, and plague clothes officers of the Honolulu Police Department.

1:48.6

What do you have a sense of what the largest judgment in history was in terms of like a financial liability?

1:57.6

It was probably somebody judging oh, you don't mean like somebody judging my clothes or something.

2:01.5

No, no, no, that's a big judgment, but I'm talking about it, like a court judgment against a plaintiff

2:06.7

where they end up paying out.

2:09.2

You'd like to think it would be some super-rich corporation that gets nailed for an oil spill or a data leak or something

2:16.3

and just has to pay billions.

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