Hello, I'm Webby award-winning bad guest producer, Miles Bonson-Jor, and this is my brand

new Colin DeVice comedy show, Perfect Person.

Every week I'll take live collars problems and expertly solve them with an iron fist

of sensitivity and compassion.

I've spent years of my life being the best me that I can possibly be, and now it's time

to help you achieve perfection.

Now I'm not a therapist, nor what I claim to be because I'm better than a therapist.

I just only know shit about therapy, and I know about all sorts of things like cuisine

and pretty good horses and photography.

Here are some clips from the first couple episodes to wet your appetite.

So what is the show?

The show asks the question, how do you achieve your maximum potential?

How do you get rich quick, but in terms of doing shit?

Not just getting cash.

It's not just about cash.

It's not cash.

Folks?

It's not.

It's a bit of a bummer thinking, all the money is going to sell my problems.

And as someone who doesn't have a lot of money, I'm saying that they won't.

It sounds like you're kind of saying money would help you with that.

Money would definitely help.

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