Hello and welcome to Perfect Person, the Colin Advice show about how to become the perfect

version of yourself. I'm Miles Bonson, your Webby Award winner and all around Perfect Person. I've

done all sorts of things in the podcast world and now I'm sort of bravely, I'm bravely setting out

in a world that no one's really touched before and it's podcasts. No one has made podcasts. No one's

made podcasts. You want a Webby for one, but that was different. Well, as a Webby Award winner,

I feel like I get sort of how podcasts are done in a way that a lot of people don't. You know how

the sausage is made and you hear to make your own sausage. I know how the sausage is made and I'm

ready to sort of tackle it with the Charm and Genesec Qua that only somebody like me could really

give. Now, first of all, I think it's important that I tell you about me. Yeah, who are you?

Thanks for asking me, Will, but so I'm six for five. My name is Miles Bonson, your born and bred.

Born and bred in North Carolina. And I've always been sort of a silly boy. I sort of, you know what,

I have a little nervous and here's why. Why? Because I'm sort of, this is the first episode I have to

prove to the listener that I'm worth a shit. Yeah, because you don't want people to be clicking off

going. People are going to click off. Right. By the way, your will, Will Whitworth. Yeah, my name's

Will Whitworth. I am auditioning to be a permanent sidekick. Yeah, currently I sort of aspirationally

a co-host of the show. That's right. But you know, at the moment, I am sort of an intern,

just sort of lower on the totem pole. That's sort of character. Yeah, your sidekick of the week.

Sidekick of the week. Exactly. And so what is the show? The show asks the question, how do you

achieve your maximum potential? How do you get rich quick, but in terms of doing shit?

Not just getting cash. It's not just about cash. It's not cash. Folks, it's not people at

home are thinking all the money is going to sell my problems. And as someone who doesn't have a lot

of money, I'm saying that they won't. It sounds like you're kind of saying money would help you.

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