Welcome to Welcome to Welcome to the Podcast for Sinners.

Hello, welcome to Welcome to the Podcast for Sinners.

First off the bat, you and your gown.

Don't call me the bat. And thank you.

I am, for anyone, well, for anyone watching, and for the people just listening, I'm wearing,

I'm wearing a hotel robe today because I, being Karen

Walker, have just come back from a 90-minute hot stone massage.

Now.

I have had a treatment every single day I've been here.

I'm loving it so much.

But what I will say and what I think was an error. And by the way,

let me just address the sounds of dinosaurs in the background. If anyone's wondering what those

sounds are, that's the tropical jungle that I'm staying in in Bali.

I'm having some bloated stomach, isn't it? I'm having some digestive issues, so if you can hear what sounds like several tiny dinosaurs.

There are really cute birds here.

Oh, talking of creatures, I was like chilling in a pagoda by a sort of lily pond, heard the biggest splash and was like, oh, a man has just jumped into the pot.

And when I look to the left, the world's

biggest lizard, I mean, I sent you a photo of it, like a four and a half foot lizard was just

like paddling around in the water, which I then looked up, Asian water monitor lizard, if you

have a Google. And we both said the same thing, didn't we? It was Paddy off the water. It's the chunkiest lizard. If Paddy was a lizard, my dog, that is what he would look like.

Anyway. You were by the lily pads. You were in a, did you say you were in a hammock?

I was in the pagoda, reclining after having had one of my many, many, many treatments in the relaxation and meditation

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