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Welcome To Hell with Daniel Foxx & Dane Buckley

Welcome To Hell… Rosamund Pike’s Pineapple Trick!

Welcome To Hell with Daniel Foxx & Dane Buckley

Daniel Foxx & Dane Buckley

Comedy

4.9700 Ratings

🗓️ 7 May 2026

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

This week, the boys are worlds apart as Dan deals with an incredibly intimate Balinese massage while Dane embraces Gargoyle Oil. Rosamund Pike demonstrates her sensual pineapple technique, snack tins are firmly condemned to hell, and a Devilled Egg reveals a deeply questionable approach to ‘silent’ farting. For tickets to Daniel’s brand new tour, visit www.danielfoxx.co.uk For Dane’s latest live dates, visit https://linktr.ee/danebuckley  😈👼🏼@thehellpod @dnlfoxx @danecomedian Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome to Welcome to Hell!

0:03.0

Welcome to Hell!

0:04.0

Go, you look 12. You look really well.

0:06.0

I'm gonna do the introduction in a minute, but go, you look 12.

0:09.0

Thank you for that. I'm wearing a t-shirt that's one size too small for me.

0:12.0

Maybe two size. This is... this is an East Asian small. Thank you.

0:18.0

Um, which means that the shoulders are like here in on me, but I really like it because

0:23.8

it's this little, can you see that? That's a red panda, isn't it? It's a red panda and Icarcu

0:30.6

apparently means like threat because this is what they do when they're like threatening you.

0:38.3

They sort of just, they stand on their little feet and to do this at you.

0:42.3

And I felt a kinship with them.

0:45.3

When I'm getting too ahead of myself, I go to Uniclo, the Asian sizes, to bring myself back down.

0:51.3

Because there, first of all, they don't go to XXL,

0:54.6

but there an XL doesn't even go over my wrist.

0:59.0

It is quite something, like what some of the shops are willing to pedal as a medium,

1:05.8

or indeed a large, and it's like, hmm, and that, okay, well, that would be like one of the, um, the leg warmers for my 80s dance troupe, but I don't know if I could be wearing that as a, as a t-shirt today.

1:19.4

Do you know what? We went in, Bearback. Welcome to Hell, everyone. Hello, welcome to hell. It's another chaotic

1:26.8

intercontinental episode this time from Bali.

1:30.7

Brought to you by Bali, which is why I am, if you're watching on video, there is a, I mean, I've just like slathered powder all over my face, but I am still oily.

1:41.3

Like, well, just sun creamy. I've put so much sun cream on. It is, it is 32 degrees here.

1:46.7

Oh, I'm so sorry for you on your tropical eyelids. I'm having a lovely time. I've been here

1:51.9

for one day, one sole day. One day, and I've had nine pictures of six types of dragon fruit.

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