Welcome To Hell… Daniel’s Eyebrows!
Welcome To Hell with Daniel Foxx & Dane Buckley
Daniel Foxx & Dane Buckley
4.9 • 700 Ratings
🗓️ 21 May 2026
⏱️ 43 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Welcome to Hell in the brand new studio. The podcast for sinners in the studio. |
| 0:06.0 | Sto, Studio! |
| 0:07.0 | We are in a new space. So for those of you watching, God, look at us. |
| 0:12.0 | Look at us. |
| 0:13.0 | Here we are. |
| 0:14.0 | QVC meets this morning daytime television. |
| 0:16.0 | We decided to put out the flames. |
| 0:17.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:18.0 | The flames are gone. |
| 0:19.0 | We said, enough is enough. We've had enough infections. |
| 0:21.6 | We've had our vaccinations. The burning sensation is gone. We're now in a booth within hell, |
| 0:27.3 | actually. We're in, we've gone into one of our houses in hell. This is exciting. We're with our |
| 0:32.1 | new production company. We are in the new space. We've got candles in the background. Small. |
| 0:36.9 | So at the moment. It's not the size, Daniel. It's the burning time. They're the baby versions of Cinnamon and Cassia, our old... Sin and Cass. This is Sin and Cass. If you were here from season one, you'll know that we used to have giant candelabras. Olga's here? Olga the skull. That's your old piano teacher. My former piano teacher, Olga, who we are currently filling with candy. This is a bowl in the shape of the skull. And more importantly, who's here is my angry bird eyebrows. Welcome, our first official guest. So, anyone watching. And indeed, anyone who's about to see a clip that's coming out of the next couple of weeks. Anyone on the moon who'll be able to see them from there. Right. Unless I have managed to persuade and bribe our new production team to CGI me, different eyebrows on. I had the very bright idea of I'm going to. I watched all these people on TikTok dying their eyebrows. Now. And I was like, that's a night. And it looked lovely. And I was like, that's a nice thing to do. I'll do that. I bought a medium to light brown dye. Go on. I bought a medium to light brown dye. It said, put it up. And obviously I have quite blonde eyebrows normally. It said put it on for eight minutes. |
| 1:45.0 | I said, not for me. I'll do two minutes. |
| 1:48.0 | I was like, I'm not going crazy. |
| 1:50.0 | Two minutes will be enough. |
| 1:52.0 | And then if it needs more, I'll see. |
| 1:54.0 | Sure. |
| 1:55.0 | I wiped it off after two minutes. |
| 1:58.0 | And I have Essex Girl, Angry bird, caterpillar, black eyebrows. |
| 2:04.5 | Because that was virgin hair. She'd never been dyed before. She was blonde. It's quite blonde. |
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