Welcome To Hell... My Governesses!

Welcome To Hell with Daniel Foxx & Dane Buckley

Daniel Foxx & Dane Buckley

Comedy

4.9 • 700 Ratings

🗓️ 18 June 2025

⏱️ 49 minutes

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It’s a busy day in Hell this week: Daniel’s been antagonising LUSH (again) with his latest internet antics, and is also potentially marrying a gangster, bruv. Meanwhile Dane’s pouring out a couple of glasses of ‘Malevolent Melons’ (a name he used to dance under) and wishing death upon the dolphins. It’s all go. Produced by podcasthouse.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to Hell the podcast for sinners with me, Dane Buckley, and that.
0:05.8	What is your name?
0:07.3	David Locke's.
0:10.3	That's your full Christian name.
0:11.9	And Daniel Fox.
0:12.8	Hello, darling.
0:13.5	Darling.
0:14.2	Darling.
0:15.2	Darling.
0:16.2	Darling.
0:17.1	Hello.
0:17.7	How you doing?
0:18.4	I'm good.
0:19.1	I'm, oh my God.
0:40.9	But to say, I look beautiful today. I'm good, I look beautiful today. Do you know when you don't expect it and then you catch yourself in the mirror and you go, Not half bad. Not half bad, not half bad. Yes, I can see that. You're glowing a bit. I feel like I am. Well, I'll come up to that many updates, but I'm back on the, I took a little break on the Zempick, didn't you? Ah, the glow of Vonnett. And I'm back on a ZemPIC. Yes. Shout out to, sorry all the comedians in the green room from Friday night, with the burps I was doing, love you. say, did you have the... Oh my God. The Zen pic burps. You don't you move away from someone to release a demon and they follow you?
0:39.7	And you're like, no, no.
0:40.7	When something... I was going to say, did you have the, oh my God. The Zempirps. You know, when you move away from someone to release a demon and they follow you and you're like, no, no. When someone goes to pass wind and they sort of step out of a room or they go, like, I've had friends be like, oh, I'm going to go to the other. They're like hovering around the other side of the room and they go and do it and you're and then they immediately come come back. You're like, that's following you. Yeah, yeah. Please know that you have just
1:14.0	trailed that like a chemtrail from a plane. I was really giggling. Comtrail? Chemtrail is the
1:19.6	is a foxhole walking tall for men who. Chemtrell is like the um the, what's the word? Not superstition.
1:28.7	Conspiracy theory
1:29.6	That those little trails
1:30.9	That the planes are leaving
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