Welcome To Hell... Daniel's Legs!

Welcome To Hell with Daniel Foxx & Dane Buckley

Daniel Foxx & Dane Buckley

Comedy

4.9 • 700 Ratings

🗓️ 25 June 2025

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

In a monumental, and some may say harrowing, turn of events, Daniel's got his legs out. Shorts season has arrived in London - but can he pull them off? The jury is still out (and blinded by the pale glare). Meanwhile, Dane gives a very impassioned speech - which Daniel has turned into a club anthem for the ages. And finally, over in confession corner, the boys offer sage advice to a listener struggling with matters of the shart. Produced by podcasthouse.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Just turn my wig into place.
0:02.5	Okay.
0:03.5	Ha ha ha, ha, fun.
0:14.4	Welcome to welcome to hell the podcast for sinners with me, Daniel Fox,
0:18.6	and that abomination that's sometimes known as Dave Buckley.
0:23.3	It is I, abomination.
0:25.7	Hello, darling.
0:26.5	Darling.
0:27.8	Hello.
0:29.0	Oh, she's going on.
0:29.7	How are you doing?
0:30.6	Recovering from the fact you're wearing shorts.
0:32.7	Let's get straight off the bat.
0:35.0	I'm wearing shorts.
0:36.4	Didn't know you had legs.
1:27.9	A lot of people don't know only the two. Now, after corrective surgery. Since the surgery, the other... Because you had the six. I had the six pointy ones removed. Like a prawn. And they are white, aren't they? Thank you for that. I'm wearing a white trainer. Where does the leg end? What I will say is this is a brand new trainer. Right. Relatively brand new. It is bright white. It is a Stan Smith. It is white as white as white can be. These socks looked white when I went to put them on. Because now they're very much cream of the valley Valley. Cream to Grey. We are the SportsCard. The Valley, Cream of the Valley of the Dead. Yes. There's the other episode. Welcome to Hell. Cream of the Valley of the Dead. The new novel. Read by Rosamond Pike. Rosond, honour pike Thank you, what?
1:29.6	I walked my dog in these this morning
1:31.3	and I think dust
1:32.1	and accumulated in this sock
1:34.2	So surprised you have hairs on the legs
1:35.8	People are surprised by that
1:37.4	I thought they're just beautiful long
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