Welcome To Hell… The Coven!

Welcome To Hell with Daniel Foxx & Dane Buckley

Daniel Foxx & Dane Buckley

Comedy

4.9 • 700 Ratings

🗓️ 11 June 2025

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Welcome back to another scorcher in hell with Daniel Foxx and Dot Cotton! Yes, that’s right, Dane has lost her voice and is giving full gravel-throated diva this week. As the infernal aunties sip iced oat lattes (with judgement, naturally), Dane recounts his glorious time in Kilkenny, including meeting and holding none other than Mrs Doyle from Father Ted, while Daniel contemplates the risqué idea of… wearing shorts. Meanwhile, the Devilled Egg fanbase has gone full witchy: a rogue coven has formed to do tarot readings in their honour. A career highlight for the infernal aunties! The sin bin is as pungent as ever, the aunties rail against (hot) people ignoring their thirst traps, and bogus hay fever “cures” that deserve eternal damnation. Oh, and this week’s listener letter? It involves a nicotine-addicted puppy, and the first ever He’s A Ten But voice note. You’ve been warned. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to Welcome to Hell the podcast for Sinners with me, Daniel Fox and Dot Cotton off of EastEnders.
0:17.8	And me, Dane Buckley. Oh my God. My voice. Dane has been at a festival. Yes. And me, Dane Buckley. Oh my God, my voice.
0:21.7	Dane has been at a festival.
0:24.3	Yes. And by festival, we do not mean like Glastonbury or Woodstock. We mean a nice
0:30.2	little Tweed comedy festival in a small Irish town. And my God, I haven't slept in days.
0:35.6	You sound so rough. Thank you. Thank you. And now I need to record my album while I haven't slept in days. You sound so rough. Thank you.
0:38.0	Thank you.
0:39.1	And now I need to record my album while I'm like this.
0:41.5	Yeah, I'm really loving it because Dane has multiple times to me claimed that he has never been tired.
0:47.5	I've never experienced tiredness.
0:49.6	Contemplating missing the flight today, just so you didn't see me vulnerable.
0:54.7	You sound gravelly.
0:56.2	Thank you.
0:56.9	Masculine.
0:57.7	Masculine woman.
0:59.1	Judy in the last years, I could go on singing.
1:02.9	You need a cigarette and like a another thing.
1:06.3	Have you seen that meme of like that my father and my mother moved us out to Chicago?
1:10.7	He got the thing. Do you sound like that? All the aunts in The Simpsons. Oh, Patty and Selma, our spiritual. You want to talk to me about a hard life. In the spirit of that, I am doing main drinks today. I've got, you're going to get Ursula to take away my voice. I've brought us in
1:27.7	cigarettes. No, I have brought us in a cocktail I like to call a Pret iced oat latte. Thank you so much.
1:34.7	Because I thought you needed a little caffeine. Because I was far removed from a land that had iced
1:38.7	lattes made with oat milk. Yes. Yeah. Did they have oat milk anywhere in Kilkenny? Not in the places I was asking. Not. I might as well just said, can we have gay pride? Can we please have it on record that I sent you a voice note yesterday or the day before in an Irish accent? And you said that was actually very good. Oh, well, we're spilling truths, are we? We're spilling truths.
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