Oh, hey!

What's up, everybody?

Welcome to part four of Weirdos at the Waffle House, the snack-sized

show where we grab a bite to eat at the controversial restaurant while getting entertained

by an ever-growing cast of questionable characters.

I'm your busboy, Leroy, getting you in and out of these diners across America, unharmed.

Well, physically anyway, maybe not mentally.

I just recently bought a waffle maker. We stayed at a hotel a couple months ago, and when we were

grabbing food at the complimentary breakfast buffet they had there, my wife loved the waffles that

you can make, and so did the kids. Heck, I did too. It was fun, quick, and easy, and they always

come out fluffy and delicious. I still haven't been to a waffle house, but I'm one step closer

to having that experience at home with our new machine. He's got to make some coffee with it,

then pour syrup all over my naked body, run outside and get in a fist

fight with the neighbor on the front lawn. Then it'll feel like a real Waffle House adventure.

Speaking of coffee, let me take a sip here. Ooh, nice and hot. Burn the roof in my mouth.

Okay, I can't be a phony. I don't even...

Normally I'm drinking water.

I don't even have a water over here.

I'm just making mouth noises.

I got to go to bed after this, but you get the picture.

I don't know about you's guys, but I'm getting awfully hungry.

Those grits are calling my name.

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