This podcast may cause dizziness, confusion, bloating, uncontrollable laughter, and in some cases, anal leakage.

Listener discretion is strongly advised. Hey, this is episode number 164 of. Excuse me, that's illegal. The podcast takes a

hardcore look, get some softcore crimes. I'm your boy,

Leroy, coming at you. Straight out of the closet with two tales where people were, exactly like

the title says. Looking for love at the library. Love might be a strong word. Maybe looking for

sexual gratification at the library.

Might be more appropriate.

But it just doesn't have the same ring to it, though, does it?

How you doing, folks?

Enjoying your summer?

I just got back from camping for five nights.

Nice to get away from civilization for a bit.

I had no cell phone service, nothing. And I was still able to

keep the episodes pretty much on schedule. I know I'm a few days late, but I'm getting my groove back.

I can feel it. Let's take this podcast all the way to the top. Well, maybe not all the way to the top.

That's too much pressure. I'll settle for somewhere nestled in the middle.

Okay, let's get into it. But first, a couple jokes to set the mood. I went to the library to check

out a medical book on abdominal pain the other day. But when I got it home, I found that someone

had ripped out the appendix.

Oh, Leroy, you kill me.

Let's see if I can do a better one.

So a man walks into a library and says to the librarian,

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