This podcast may cause dizziness, confusion, bloating, uncontrollable laughter, and in some cases, anal leakage.

Listener discretion is strongly advised. Hey, this is episode number 165 of...

Excuse me, that's illegal.

The podcast that takes a hardcore look, get some soft core crimes.

I'm your boy, Leroy, coming at you.

Straight out of the closet with a tale about a very naughty delivery man.

It's wild stuff.

Amazonian, you might say.

I gotta thank Hannah for sending me an article of this just three hours after it was published by The Guardian and the Daily Mail.

Got it to me hot off the press.

I was just about to start working on another story and pivoted and rolled with this one instead.

So shout out to you, Hannah, for being my eyes and ears out there.

I'm sure your search history is becoming

just as creepy as mine, and I applaud you for it. Also, a big shout out to Zoe for joining the

neighborhood watch on Patreon. Thanks for helping to support my dreams. Oh, and I almost forgot.

You guys are the best.

Okay, what do you say we get into it?

But first, a couple jokes to set the mood.

I ordered a thesaurus from Amazon, but when it arrived, I found all the pages were blank.

I have no words to describe how angry I am.

Oh, lordy.

But seriously, though, did you hear that Amazon has come up with a new service where they deliver

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