WEIRD Here To Help: Eyeball-phobia & The Jammin' Man (with Johnny Pemberton)
We're Here to Help
Headgum
4.9 • 4.5K Ratings
🗓️ 22 May 2026
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Summary
Johnny Pemberton joins forces with Steve & Eric to help a caller find a cure for her full-bodied aversion to eyeballs. Then, the guys brainstorm worthy ways to show appreciation for a bongo-playing divorcée living his best life in Mexico.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgum podcast. |
| 0:05.6 | We're here to out. |
| 0:09.1 | We're here, we're here, here, here, here, here, to do. |
| 0:12.9 | To do, too, too, too, too, too, to, help. |
| 0:16.0 | We're here, with, with, with, get referencing. |
| 0:19.3 | We're here to, out. We're here to help. |
| 0:22.5 | We're here to help. |
| 0:25.9 | Ladies and gentlemen, we are back, and this is probably the most incredible special episode ever. |
| 0:32.7 | We don't have a ton of guests here. |
| 0:34.1 | Steve has had one guest. |
| 0:35.2 | I've not had a single guest yet. |
| 0:38.8 | And the big reason why is I wanted a truly great guest that's not only a hilarious but incredible person. And he's here. I am so |
| 0:45.6 | fired up to have one of the greatest actors on the planet, one of the funniest standups on the planet, |
| 0:50.7 | one hell of a guy. And the guy he and Steve Berg are kind of my North Star for getting |
| 0:55.3 | me into new music. Ladies and gentlemen, we are so lucky to have the guest helper today, |
| 1:00.9 | Mr. Johnny Pemberton. |
| 1:06.1 | Johnny, it's great to have you, and I think you're built for the show because you're a guy in life that is not afraid to help. |
| 1:13.6 | You have great advice for people, and these people calling in, boy, do they need it, friend. |
| 1:18.7 | I think I need the help, but I'm going to get the help by helping. |
| 1:22.9 | That's why we're here. |
| 1:24.0 | That's basically why we do it in a tiny stipend, really. |
| 1:30.8 | A stipend. The word stipend is under used, isn't it? Yeah. So Johnny, when we bring people in, we ask them to give |
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