291: Corn on the Cob-lem and The Box That Keeps On Giving
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Headgum
4.9 • 4.5K Ratings
🗓️ 20 May 2026
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
Jake, Gareth, and big bro Danny J help a college student gain elite status in a corn eating competition. Then, they figure out ways for roommates to remember their beloved cardboard box. Plus, a follow up from Ep 231 "Scooter Cooter."
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| 0:00.0 | This is a head gum podcast. |
| 0:05.0 | This is a head gum podcast. |
| 0:12.0 | This is a head gum podcast. |
| 0:16.0 | Two out. |
| 0:19.0 | Beer, weird, weird, weird, 2, 2, 2, 2, we're, we're, and we're back. |
| 0:35.0 | And we are back. |
| 0:39.3 | You know what we were just talking about? |
| 0:42.8 | What, Jake? |
| 0:44.3 | Locker rooms, male genitalia. |
| 0:48.1 | This has been, |
| 0:49.3 | people who are listening to these end shows a week apart |
| 0:51.8 | are like, boy, they really's hanging on this subject. |
| 1:15.4 | You know what we did in high school? I'm just remembering when Jerry Garcia was still alive. Mm-hmm. We were copying daysed and confused. Mm-hmm. Everybody's smoking great grass. Mm-hmm. We started doing like big nature or hikes and there would be a group of us and we started experimenting with taking all of our clothes. |
| 1:17.6 | So it'd be like four. |
| 1:19.1 | Taking all your clothes off? |
| 1:20.7 | Yes. |
| 1:21.3 | Having a naked walk. |
| 1:22.7 | Having like a naked frisbee smoking joints naked. |
| 1:26.4 | This is pretty good. |
| 1:27.4 | Couple guys, couple girls. girls nothing nobody's hooking up |
| 1:29.3 | but just being like we're just |
| 1:31.3 | sitting on the dirt |
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