292: Warzone Burger Bowl & Johnny's Got A Bad Back
We're Here to Help
Headgum
4.9 • 4.5K Ratings
🗓️ 25 May 2026
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
Gareth and Jake help a feminist set boundaries with her gamer boyfriend. Then, they teach an aging punk rocker about yoga. Plus, an update from Ep 256 "All Laser Pointers (or No Laser Pointers)."
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| 0:00.0 | This is a head gum podcast. |
| 0:05.0 | This is a head gum podcast. |
| 0:12.0 | This is a head gum podcast. |
| 0:16.0 | Two out. |
| 0:19.0 | Beer, weird, weird, weird, 2, 2, 2, we're, we're, we're, and we are, and we are, and we are, and we are, And we are |
| 0:38.9 | I'm back, Jake. |
| 0:42.2 | G, man, |
| 0:43.1 | how many of these episodes have we made, sir? |
| 0:46.9 | God, I don't even know. |
| 0:48.7 | What are we at? |
| 0:50.4 | I just looked today, |
| 0:53.1 | 289 was released. |
| 0:54.8 | Crazy. |
| 0:56.1 | We're going to be at 300 soon, sir. |
| 0:58.8 | That is crazy. |
| 1:00.1 | Wait, fuck. |
| 1:01.1 | We did something big for 100. |
| 1:02.9 | We did something big for 200. |
| 1:05.0 | We got to do something big for 300. |
| 1:07.2 | Yes. |
| 1:08.1 | Well, dare I say, we're revamp and Patreon. Okay. We could do a 300 on Patreon. |
| 1:17.7 | Oh, do the live thing? Do a live thing. It's kind of flown by, but it also feels like it's been a while. It's one of those weird... |
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