Weight Weight... Don't Judge Me!

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 5 September 2013

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Chad and Elizabeth like to challenge each other to the occasional friendly weight loss competition. But they differ on how to measure the losing winner. Can Judge Hodgman weigh the options?

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0:00.0	We're going to get into the Judge John Hodgman podcast in just a moment, but first we're
0:04.1	headed out on tour, the van freaks road show tour.
0:08.6	If you live in Belfast, Dublin, Edinburgh, London, Copenhagen, Lexington, Chicago, Madison,
0:14.8	St. Paul Austin, Atlanta, Durham, Charlottesville, Washington, DC, Portland, Boston, or streaming
0:22.5	live all over the world from Brooklyn, New York City.
0:27.2	We hope that you will get your tickets and we will see you there.
0:32.4	Find full information at vanfreaksroadshow.com.
0:39.2	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:41.0	I'm your guest Baylif, Monte Belmonte.
0:43.6	This week, wait, wait, don't judge me.
0:46.5	Chad and Elizabeth are a married couple who occasionally challenge each other to a friendly
0:50.4	weight loss competition.
0:52.1	However, they can't agree on how to measure the weight loss and determine the winner.
0:56.5	Heavy stuff.
0:57.8	Who watches the weight watchers?
1:00.5	Judge Hodgman will weigh the options.
1:02.5	Please rise.
1:03.8	As Judge John Hodgman enters the corner.
1:06.6	399 for all you can eat.
1:08.3	Well, I'm going to stuff my face to a funky beat.
1:10.3	I'm going to walk inside and guess what's up.
1:13.0	Put some food in my plate.
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