There's No Crime Like the Present

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 11 September 2013

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Emily and Otto have a dispute about gift-giving - when is it required? Otto works long shifts in a remote location and says it's difficult to find time to buy traditional presents. Emily still wants him to recognize holidays and birthdays. Can the Judge resolve their problem at present?

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0:00.0	We're going to get into the Judge John Hodgman podcast in just a moment, but first we're
0:04.1	headed out on tour, the van freaks road show tour.
0:08.6	If you live in Belfast, Dublin, Edinburgh, London, Copenhagen, Lexington, Chicago, Madison,
0:14.8	St. Paul Austin, Atlanta, Durham, Charlottesville, Washington, DC, Portland, Boston, or streaming
0:22.5	live all over the world from Brooklyn, New York City.
0:27.2	We hope that you will get your tickets, and we will see you there.
0:32.4	Find full information at vanfreaksroadshow.com.
0:39.2	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:41.4	I'm your guest bailiff, Mati Belmonti from 939 The River in Northampton, Massachusetts.
0:45.7	This week, there's no crime like the present.
0:49.2	Emily and Otto have a dispute about gift giving.
0:52.2	When is it required?
0:53.4	Otto works long shifts at remote location and says it's difficult to find time to buy
0:59.2	traditional presents.
1:00.9	Emily still wants him to recognize holidays and birthdays with gifts.
1:05.4	Can the judge resolve their problem at present?
1:09.0	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the court.
1:12.5	A miner's life is like a sailor on board a ship upon the waves.
1:22.2	Every day his life's in danger to leave and choose.
1:28.4	Being brave, watch the rocks, they're falling daily, careless miners often fail.
1:39.6	Keep your hand upon your wages and your eye upon the scale.
1:53.0	Emily and Otto, miners stand together, do not heed the cold board's tail, keep your hand
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