Coast Mortem

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

World, Show, Complete, Hodgeman, Comedy, Pc, Daily, Hodgman, Mac, More, Expertise, Knowledge, Information

4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 29 August 2013

⏱️ 68 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

A couple is split beween two coasts! Dan wants to move back to his home turf of Western Massachusetts, Jen wants to move to sunny LA. Guest bailiffed by Monte Belmonte!

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	We're going to get into the Judge John Hodgman podcast in just a moment, but first we're
0:04.1	headed out on tour, the van freaks road show tour.
0:08.6	If you live in Belfast, Dublin, Edinburgh, London, Copenhagen, Lexington, Chicago, Madison,
0:14.8	St. Paul Austin, Atlanta, Durham, Charlottesville, Washington, DC, Portland, Boston, or streaming
0:22.5	live all over the world from Brooklyn, New York City.
0:27.2	We hope that you will get your tickets and we will see you there.
0:32.4	Find full information at vanfreaksroadshow.com.
0:38.9	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:40.9	I'm your guest Baylift, Monty Bell Monty from 939, the river in western Massachusetts,
0:45.9	North Hampton.
0:47.2	This week, coast, mortem.
0:50.6	Dan and Jen have a by-coastled dispute.
0:53.2	They currently live in San Francisco, California, but are ready for a move.
0:57.2	Dan wants to return to their home state of Massachusetts to experience the seasons.
1:01.8	But Jen says she's too used to California weather and thinks L.A. is the better option
1:06.6	for them both.
1:08.3	Are they right to leave the left coast or shall the right be left behind?
1:13.3	Only one man can decide.
1:15.6	These rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom.
1:22.6	Clacks on, clacks on, clacks on.
1:30.1	This is the emergency summary judgment system.
1:33.6	This is not a test.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Jesse Thorn, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Jesse Thorn and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.