Weekly Dog Council (with Jo Firestone)

Keeping Records

Headgum

Comedy, Society & Culture, Places & Travel, Comedy Interviews, Documentary

5 • 726 Ratings

🗓️ 19 November 2021

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Caleb and Shelby cope with being apart by contemplating their sexual chemistry. Comedian Jo Firestone is on the podcast this week, as is her dog companion Loaf. Jo loves Loaf, and we love Loaf. We love specific brands of tomato sauce, we love Greek women yelling at us to get our lives together, we love munching on ice, and we love the sound macaroni makes when it's getting stirred together. Wait...do we? Regardless, we do not love rats nor the sounds they make when tickled. Jo's Artifacts Rao's tomato sauce (food) Olympia Dukakis yelling "Your life is going down the toilet!!" in Moonstruck (audio-visual) Macaroni stirring noise (audio) Ice nuggets from Sonic (food and multisensory experience) When Dog wants to come near you (multisensory experience) Follow Jo on Instagram and watch her new special Good Timing with Jo Firestone on Peacock. Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	This is a headgam original.
0:03.0	In 1977, NASA sent two solid gold records into space, so that aliens might find them and understand life on Earth.
0:20.0	I sent greetings on behalf of the people of our friendly wishes to all who may encounter this voyager.
0:27.7	Now, we're making new records with our friends.
0:31.7	Hello, good Lord, al-Nan-Nihua.
0:33.3	Hello.
0:34.6	We step out of our solar system into the universe seeking only peace and friendship.
0:42.3	We know full well that our planet and all its inhabitants are but a small part of this immense universe that surrounds us.
0:52.3	Hello from the children of planet Earth.
0:58.4	Oh, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well,
1:02.9	Caleb.
1:05.0	Stop, already you're flirting.
1:06.9	Already you're flirting with me this episode, which is...
1:09.0	Yeah, we don't live together anymore, which means it's not like really dangerous if we sleep together.
1:13.5	We could finally hook up.
1:14.9	Yeah.
1:15.2	What kind of stuff would you be interested in?
1:18.7	Sexually.
1:20.1	Both like the good and the weird.
1:23.7	The weird can all,
1:24.7	hey,
1:25.0	the weird can be as good as good,
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