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Keeping Records

The Politician and The Ski Instructor

Keeping Records

Headgum

Comedy, Society & Culture, Places & Travel, Comedy Interviews, Documentary

5 • 726 Ratings

🗓️ 12 November 2021

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Shelby is in the studio. Caleb is in his and Shelby's old home. The novel coronavirus is in Caleb. (Ok, was in Caleb, he is feeling better, thank you.) It's a Listener Submission episode, and Listeners...your submissions this time were just...all over the place. You made Caleb and Shelby think about some weird and terrifying stuff that they definitely didn't want to think about, including but not limited to: The unknown depths of the ocean Where do eels come from? How frogs swallow (*police cadet writing this makes throwing up noise*) Caleb poses a unique question: If you had to go into space for five years, what one streaming service would you bring? What one genre of music? What four friends? Shelby has some difficulty answering. Your Record Additions When pets’ tongues stick out a little while they nap The morning after going out getting shitty breakfast and coffee Your Deletions Flip Flops WWE Action Sequences in Movies Social Media posts starting with “Sometimes” and “Rant Over” Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0

This is a headgum original.

0:03.0

In 1977, NASA sent two solid gold records into space, so that aliens might find them and understand life on Earth.

0:20.0

I sent greetings on behalf of the people of our blend and friendly wishes to all who we encounter this voyager.

0:27.7

Now, we're making new records with our friends.

0:35.6

We step out of our solar system into the universe seeking only peace and friendship.

0:42.9

We know full well that our planet and all its inhabitants are but a small part of this immense universe that surrounds us.

0:52.8

Hello from the children of planet Earth.

0:58.8

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

1:06.2

Shelby, how you doing?

1:09.2

Hey, what did you say? What did you say? What did you say? Sorry, what did you say? Sorry? What did you say?

1:11.4

What did you say?

1:12.8

What did you say?

1:13.3

Sorry, what did you say?

1:14.3

Sorry, what were you saying?

1:15.9

I said, what did you say?

1:18.2

Oh, no.

1:20.3

I was saying, what are you doing?

1:22.8

Oh.

1:24.5

How are you doing?

1:25.6

What's up with you?

1:27.5

I worked all day.

1:31.2

Interesting to hear. Would you be powerful? Did you also work all day?

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