Gender Crimes (with River Butcher)

Keeping Records

Headgum

Comedy, Society & Culture, Places & Travel, Comedy Interviews, Documentary

5 • 726 Ratings

🗓️ 3 December 2021

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Caleb is back from Missouri. Shelby is still in Ohio. There seems to be some question of whether Caleb is someone who enjoys biking but rest assured that he is into it. Comedian River Butcher is on the podcast today, and he's got the '90s on his mind. Well, the '90s and a song by Softee that absolutely GOES. River's Golden Record has the sound, look, and feel of a pre-2K world, because the aliens deserve it. And frankly? You do, too. River's Artifacts "Cutout" by Softee (audio) The sound of a video cassette rewinder River's 90s Spotify playlist, "Morning Ride To The Elms In My Mom's Red Nissan." (audio) The feeling of going to the mall on a Saturday in 1995 (multisensory experience) 90s Taco Bell interiors (human design aesthetic) Follow River on Twitter and Instagram Get tickets to River's show at Sketchfest in San Francisco on January 14. Get tickets to River's shows at The Crocodile in Seattle Jan 21 and 22. Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	This is a head gum original.
0:03.0	In 1977, NASA sent two solid gold records into space, so that aliens might find them and understand life on Earth.
0:20.0	I sent greetings on behalf of the people of our blend and friendly wishes to all who we encounter this voyager.
0:27.7	Now, we're making new records with our friends.
0:31.7	Hello, good-jord, our moon.
0:32.8	Honitjia.
0:33.3	Hello, and saludo, Sato.
0:34.6	We step out of our solar system into the universe seeking only peace and friendship.
0:42.6	We know full well that our planet and all its inhabitants are but a small part of this immense universe that surrounds us.
0:52.8	Hello from the children of planet Earth
0:55.3	Oh
0:59.4	Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, Shelby.
1:05.2	Caleb, you have a green orb in the background.
1:08.2	I made my little, I made my little bedlight's screen for this one just because it felt right.
1:11.7	Green's the color of money.
1:12.6	You know I have a billionaire mindset at all times.
1:14.7	Yeah, you guys know what it is.
1:16.1	This is billionaire mindset with Caleb and Shelby.
1:19.2	Billionaire mindset.
1:19.9	Actually, we're recording this on the day back from the holiday break.
1:24.7	And I have to say, I've never felt more like I want to,
1:29.3	um, just move somewhere quiet and open a coffee shop and ride a bicycle. I do not. I've got,
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