Wednesday, September 3rd 2025 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.4 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 3 September 2025

⏱️ 211 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about an old lady who crashed into a bakery, a 109-year-old who wanted a belly dancer at their birthday party, what happened when an old man’s van caught fire, an orgasm at the symphony, how an old guy ended up in a snow bank, an operation that left a guy with a smaller dong, things that most people seem to like but you find it disgusting, a couple of college kids who live in a retirement home, why a delivery driver tried to crawl through a drive thru window, a flight attendant who was caught trying to take upskirt photos and more!

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0:00.0	Dave and Chuck the Freed
0:07.7	Online at Dave and Chuck The Freak.com
0:10.7	We'll start here.
0:25.6	No. We'll start here. It sucks to be old.
0:31.6	Sometimes nothing can stop an old brood from getting to where she needs to get.
0:40.2	Oh, yeah.
0:41.5	We've seen women on hubber rounds take to the highways.
0:44.5	Yep.
0:45.8	We saw a lady crash into a place and still walk in to get her hair done.
0:50.7	Yes.
0:51.9	I'm here, aren't I?
0:53.1	And this story is very similar to that.
0:56.0	A bakery just outside of Toronto in Woodbridge, Ontario, says an old lady crashed into their storefront
1:03.9	and still went next door to get her nails done at a salon.
1:08.5	Oh, wow.
1:09.6	I had an appointment.
1:16.1	I'm not going to miss it. I thought she was going to ask for them to bake her some stuff. No, no, you shouldn't do that.
1:19.4	Upsetting.
1:20.1	Security footage shows a Jeep driving into the bakery storefront at 8.38 in the morning.
1:26.6	Hong Kong.
1:27.7	Shattering their windows and pushing their displays further into the store.
1:33.3	Here's when it happened here.
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