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🗓️ 2 September 2025
⏱️ 207 minutes
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Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about how a guy managed to shoot himself while he was asleep, the cheapest thing that you do, what a guy got stuck up his butt, the obvious reason that one of your friends is still single, an old lady with super slow reaction time, sexy surprises, a listener who likes hairy ladies, a mom who banged in her son’s bed, having to pee during sex, the dumbest thing you’ve seen a co-worker do at work, an old mother and son who robbed a bank together, why a dude hammered nails into his scrotum, what made a guy stop in the middle of the road and more!
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| 0:00.0 | Dave and Chuck the Freak on TikTok at Dave and Chuck the Freak. |
| 0:11.2 | We'll get started here. |
| 0:25.6 | Yeah. We'll get started here. It sucks to be old. |
| 0:30.8 | An Illinois man who police say shot himself in the leg |
| 0:37.9 | while he was dreaming |
| 0:40.9 | about burglars |
| 0:42.2 | has been charged with |
| 0:46.8 | firearms offenses. |
| 0:49.9 | He's just like |
| 0:53.6 | burglars. Burglarge. He's just like burglary, burglary. |
| 0:54.5 | Bird. |
| 0:58.0 | Somebody's trying to break in a matter. |
| 1:01.1 | Somebody on my land. |
| 1:04.1 | Somebody's on my land again. |
| 1:09.2 | Oh. |
| 1:09.7 | Oh, man. you can't sleep with it. |
| 1:16.1 | No, no. |
| 1:17.1 | Especially if you have dreams like that. |
| 1:18.9 | You can sleep near it. |
| 1:20.5 | Yeah. |
| 1:21.8 | Know where it is, have it ready. |
| 1:23.3 | Yeah. |
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