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Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Tuesday, September 2nd2025 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.42.6K Ratings

🗓️ 2 September 2025

⏱️ 207 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about how a guy managed to shoot himself while he was asleep, the cheapest thing that you do, what a guy got stuck up his butt, the obvious reason that one of your friends is still single, an old lady with super slow reaction time, sexy surprises, a listener who likes hairy ladies, a mom who banged in her son’s bed, having to pee during sex, the dumbest thing you’ve seen a co-worker do at work, an old mother and son who robbed a bank together, why a dude hammered nails into his scrotum, what made a guy stop in the middle of the road and more!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Dave and Chuck the Freak on TikTok at Dave and Chuck the Freak.

0:11.2

We'll get started here.

0:25.6

Yeah. We'll get started here. It sucks to be old.

0:30.8

An Illinois man who police say shot himself in the leg

0:37.9

while he was dreaming

0:40.9

about burglars

0:42.2

has been charged with

0:46.8

firearms offenses.

0:49.9

He's just like

0:53.6

burglars. Burglarge. He's just like burglary, burglary.

0:54.5

Bird.

0:58.0

Somebody's trying to break in a matter.

1:01.1

Somebody on my land.

1:04.1

Somebody's on my land again.

1:09.2

Oh.

1:09.7

Oh, man. you can't sleep with it.

1:16.1

No, no.

1:17.1

Especially if you have dreams like that.

1:18.9

You can sleep near it.

1:20.5

Yeah.

1:21.8

Know where it is, have it ready.

1:23.3

Yeah.

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