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Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Wednesday, October 7th 2020 Dave & Chuck the Freak Podcast

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.62.6K Ratings

🗓️ 7 October 2020

⏱️ 203 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about people who change their coffee orders to impress others, the passing of Eddie Van Halen, cops looking for someone that pooped in a box at a grocery store and put it on the shelf, jail workers facing charges for...

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0:00.0

Hey there on a Wednesday morning. It's Dave and check the freak with you. It's the seventh

0:22.1

day of October 2020. Thanks for being here. I think Kraft Mac and cheese is trying to have

0:27.8

sex with me. Oh my gosh. It's the brand or the noodles. The noodles. Kraft just launched

0:35.5

a new Twitter contest called Sin Nudes. Oh, Kraft. Yeah. But they spell it N-O-O-D-S like

0:43.3

noodles. You're high-tiversal for oh my. It really is. Oh, Kraft. Yeah, when you think

0:48.6

of Kraft, I think of a lot of crazy things. Fingers and hand jobs. What?

0:54.6

Robert Kraft. Robert Kraft. It's different. Yeah, but it's still Kraft. It's funny because

1:03.4

I think all the youngsters spell Nudes, N-O-O-D-Z nowadays. I'm changing the Z to an S to try

1:09.5

to be cool and hit. Or do you think they were trying to be cool and hip and just fell one

1:14.0

letter short? Oh, maybe. That's probably it. Right. Or they were like somebody pitching

1:18.0

in the meetings like the kids are calling them. Nudes and O-O-D-Z these days. But in the summer

1:22.8

world, customers are going to understand what that means. Yeah. We got to change the Z to

1:26.2

an S. Well, they don't really want your Nudes. They want your noodles. Well, they're going

1:29.4

to get them. Yeah. Well, they are going to get with it. They're going to get pictures of

1:32.2

my new noodle date. Oh my God. Covered in cheese. Oh, God. I can't wait to cover it in

1:36.9

cheese. Stop it. It's going to be spicy. All right. Okay. I'm going to say something fairly

1:42.8

controversial. Oh, oh, I don't like Kraft, Mac and cheese. I knew you're going to say

1:47.4

that. Yeah. A lot of people don't. It's not for everybody. Yeah. It's all right.

1:52.1

I don't. My kids like it. But I've just listened. Once you've had homemade Mac and cheese,

1:58.3

yeah, it's killed. I just mean my kids just had it the other day. And so I took a bite.

2:02.0

I'm like, it tastes like the box. It came in. Yeah. It just tastes like chemicals. Oh, I think

2:07.0

that's so many people think their homemade Mac and cheese is just world class. And it is

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