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Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Tuesday, October 6th 2020 Dave & Chuck the Freak Podcast

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.62.6K Ratings

🗓️ 6 October 2020

⏱️ 204 minutes

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Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about Lisa’s dreams of owning her own roller rink, a woman busted traveling the USA shoplifting $3.8million in goods for years, Marvel offering Ryan Reynolds biggest deal in MCU history, greatest musical moments in non...

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0:00.0

David Shuk the Freak.

0:21.5

Hi there. It's a Tuesday morning on Dave and Shuk the Freak. Thanks for being with us on this

0:26.3

sixth day of October. If I said you'll probably like this story. What are the odds? I'm almost

0:39.2

97% I will hate it. I'm 60 40. Oh yeah, that's good. So these are, I don't know how this will apply

0:48.3

to you guys because everybody in this room is fairly cynical. Yeah, right and jaded. That's what I'm

0:54.1

pretty jaded. But someone gave people a list of terms we all use to describe how likely things are.

1:00.4

Like maybe might happen probably will. So these are the terms 50 50 chance. How likely if someone

1:13.2

says yes, 50 50 chance. All right. What do you think? How likely is it that will happen?

1:20.0

I'll look if I told you, oh, there's a 50 50 chance. I'll be there. Yeah. I'm only saying that

1:24.9

because I'm not going. Right. Yeah, 50. So there's a hundred percent chance. I am not going. If I say

1:33.4

there's a 50 50. That's just me not having the balls enough or just kicking the can down the road

1:42.7

a bit. Before I have to really let you down and let you know that I'm not going.

1:48.2

America's much more optimistic. They say it's 50%. Yeah, someone says 50 50. They take their word

1:53.6

for it. That was my initial reaction. Well, it's get could go either way. Go either way. You

1:58.1

never know. 50 50. I'll say this when I guess if you said there's a 50 50 chance. There's a 50

2:05.0

50 chance. I'm going to say yes or no to it. I assume negative when someone says 50. But

2:12.3

if you analyze my 50 50 chances over my lifetime, I think I'm probably about a 90 10 when I say

2:21.5

50 50 that it's a no. That's too much numbers. You know what I mean? So that's 90 10. That's a 50 50.

2:29.0

I think I think there's like a 50 50 chance. I'm going to say yes or no. But if you really

2:34.3

analyze my numbers, right? You're a 90 10. I'm a 90 10. It's more complicated than college

2:39.3

visit. Exactly. Exactly. Taking that course in past and I don't understand what you're saying.

2:44.1

Yeah. Outside chance. Someone says there's an outside chance that'll happen. Who says that?

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