From inside the Tuft & Needle Studio, it's Dave and Chuck the Freak.

Ariana Wedding's Des Moorning, it is 616 right now.

24th day of October. Chuck, you missed your alarm, but you weren't here too late.

No, I didn't think so. Yeah, just a normal kind of day. I thought you were in like a big panic when you texted us earlier that you just was letting you guys know, you know, like a little heads up.

It's weird, it seemed to happen on the show like with one or two of us. If it happens to one of us one week, like yesterday my phone didn't go off at all, luckily I woke up.

Yeah, same thing with me. I just luckily woke up and then I was like, oh man, I'm about 12 minutes behind schedule. Yeah, that 12 minutes will kill you. That's what I mean. So, you know, I got some emails here to get to out of the gate and you can always reach out to us.

It's email at davancheufthefreak.com. It's the best way to do it. He says first off, Lisa's American shower. Yeah, I can't. Why do I remember that?

I remember that. About when my cousin from the living Europe came and visited and we talked about. I was like, I'm American shower. Yeah, that's what they were taking them because they weren't used to it. Yeah, because shower as long as they wanted. Yeah, shower. You shower for an hour if you feel it. Yeah.

And my aunt still talks about that bit. She's like, that's the funniest thing I've ever heard. She all the time. She goes, she talks about that bit.

I will say this. I wish I remembered this show like other people do me to remember anything. We're okay sometimes. Yeah, yeah, I just don't remember those times. I can't remember anything right after we do know. So I mean, remember, but we do do some funny things. Yeah, no, everyone's a lot. Yeah, thank God. But yeah, yeah, luckily you guys remember because we don't remember. No, and people say, oh my God, when you said that. Yeah, yeah, no.

No, don't remember. Luckily, I remembered the American shower. Yes, you do. American show us did. He says this. It was my best friends bachelor party. And we rented a cabin in Benton Harbor, Michigan. So all the dudes threw money in to get some strippers for the groom to be. Now being from the Detroit area, we were unsure where to order strippers from in northern Michigan.

We looked into the Kalamazoo area because one of my friends went to school out there. We thought, well, we could get them from there. Two ladies show up. They were not the ladies we ordered. Oh, usually are not. No, they're never I don't want to. They ever are. On the website, they were like nine and a half. Yeah, we should have known some five showed up. Now, we weren't really too bummed because they were cool. But they just weren't what was advertised. We had politely mentioned to the girls that we may call the cops.

They were the company because of the switcheroo. Yeah. And then the fives came up with the plan. Tell the company that they never showed up and that we wanted a refund. The girls said, then we'll just stay. We'll do a great show for you. And you can just give us the cash directly. Cut out the middle man. Right. Now he said, we really didn't care because we still had some strippers willing to hang out all night and we get our money's worth. So we did. And they did. Let's just say it was a pretty awesome time. Okay.

Yeah, fives will go above me on. That's why they're there. The Pimp did call us though. Oh, that's scary. I don't know how they got my number. But he left some pretty angry messages for me. Man, I'm going to go my whole life without pissing a Pimp on. I am. I really am.

I am. I'm up north Pimp. Yeah. What's an up north Michigan Pimp like?

You just like you listen, Jerry and yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I still don't want a Pimp from anywhere. Not even northern Michigan to call me.

He said I was actually harassed for a few months after the party. And a few other friends were too. Luckily, I live in Chicago now. All the other friends don't live in that area either. So it eventually settled down. But it was pretty interesting for a while.

I don't know what those strippers are thinking about because they they. Isn't that Pimp going to just isn't he going to. He's going to be mad at them for not showing up. Right.

Yeah. To make his money. Yeah. He wants his money. That's what he wants. He's going to get it. Right. And if they these girls do this, they. This isn't the first time they've done this. Yeah. Right. So they obviously will clue in.

When they keep not showing up at stuff. Yeah. That they're running a scam. Yeah. Those girls. I hope they're still with us. I don't think they are. I don't. You can't run scams on Pimp's. No. Not even the outdoor.

Not even the outdoor. Not even the up north Michigan Pimp's. The up north Michigan Pimp sound less cool. Yeah.

And until you meet one of them, you realize he was like a. He was like a Detroit Pimp. No way. I wanted to diversify.

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