from inside the tough to needle studio it's Dave and Chuck a freak

yes it is Dave and Chuck the freak here coming up on six seventeen on a

Thursday morning I'm gonna talk robot news out of the gate this morning

all right would you be okay having a robot for a boss no get used to it no

you can't hang out with your no I mean like I'm gonna have drinks with them well

you're different the majority of American workers that I believe hang out

with their boss yeah right I think it's rare couple things here there is one

good thing I can see of it number one a robot boss in about two seconds is

gonna realize that we suck as humans yeah and he's gonna replace that well

us with robots number two though you can't suck up to a robot they don't give

a crap yeah there's gonna be no robot no favoritism no it's just legitimate

people who get stuff done may finally be rewarded can't manipulate no right

you can't like there's no playing some kind of political game with a robot they

won't care about your excuses no why you don't why you need to leave early

whatever it is there's a robot that's not compute right no yeah and trust me

will all be gone amazingly though 53% of Americans say they wouldn't mind

having a robot for a boss I thought it would be much lower than that well

think about how many people deal with someone who's just a dick yeah you know

what I mean and like they don't you don't have to be but they are yeah and

then like your your day is terrible yeah because you go to work and you know

there are some bitch and I think the robot can be a real son of a bitch too I

think it'd be funny to come home like complaining about be like goddamn robot was

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