Wednesday, May 29th 2024 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show
Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show
Dave & Chuck the Freak
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🗓️ 29 May 2024
⏱️ 195 minutes
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Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about how buying some lotto tickets really backfired on a couple of idiots, the biggest secret you’re keeping from your partner, a guy named Dong who is looking at dongs, how a hot tub model almost died, assault by an angry chubby man, Chinese food buffets, jobs with the highest divorce rates, foods that you love the taste of but hate eating, underground casinos, a fetish for Mario, first date prank, a kid who ratted his mom out for drinking and driving, what happened when a dude on meth ran from the cops and more!
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| 0:00.0 | These guys may be the luckiest and unluckiest criminals in the world. |
| 0:04.8 | Two guys in England named John Watson and Mark Goodroom. They stole someone's credit card |
| 0:12.3 | and they used it to buy five scratch-off lottery tickets. |
| 0:15.4 | Oh my God. |
| 0:16.7 | The... |
| 0:17.7 | John's 34, Mark 38. |
| 0:20.5 | They both have long rap sheets. |
| 0:23.0 | Three of the tickets they bought were losers. |
| 0:28.0 | One hit for 10 pounds, about 13 bucks. |
| 0:32.0 | Yeah. But the fifth ticket. Yeah Dave the fifth |
| 0:35.7 | ticket hit for 4 million pounds. Oh my. 5.3 million dollars. Oh my goodness. |
| 0:42.1 | John called Lottery Headquarters. |
| 0:44.9 | Told told them that his buddy Mark bought the winning ticket but they were splitting |
| 0:48.8 | the money. Then Mark got on the phone, but things hit a snag when they said they needed a bank account |
| 0:57.4 | number to transfer the money to him. |
| 1:01.7 | He said, oh, uh, I don't have a bank account. Can I get that in cash? And they said, no. |
| 1:11.6 | Yeah, no, they don't do do that but it raised a red flag because the lottery |
| 1:15.4 | people could see the ticket was purchased with a debit card right and there was a |
| 1:20.1 | name on that card, I'm sure. |
| 1:23.5 | They refused to pay him out until they investigated. |
| 1:27.9 | So these idiots decided to go to the newspaper and claimed they were being cheated out of the money from the |
| 1:35.8 | lot of the reach which put a target on their back and caused them to kick up the investigation even more and then they realized |
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