Thursday, May 30th 2024 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.4 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 30 May 2024

⏱️ 196 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about how a guy managed to stab himself while mixing a shake, what a teacher accidentally airdropped to her students, what a guy got stuck in his penis, what an idiot did at a tiger exhibit, what illegal thing was being cooked up at the Waffle House, the big guy detective, when an online sale went wrong, the crazy place an OnlyFans model shot and shared nudes from, what a Tesla crashed into while on autopilot, a kid who was born with two penises and no b-hole and more!

Transcript

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0:00.0	Dave and Chuck the Freak. We'll start with this.
0:17.0	Warning.
0:21.0	Warning, Dave and Chuck the freak are going, dark-sided.
0:26.0	Jerry, he's ungodly.
0:28.0	Dark-sadd it.
0:30.0	It's a dark-sided triple-headed triple-headed story.
0:34.0	Oh, wow.
0:35.0	Three dark-sided stories.
0:37.0	It is pointless to resist.
0:39.0	True.
0:40.0	Absolutely correct.
0:42.0	The first don't drive and mix your protein shake with a knife.
0:50.0	Oh what am I supposed to mix it with then, Dave?
0:54.0	Not a knife, James, use anything else.
0:56.0	I don't want to use my finger or something?
0:58.0	Fine, gross.
0:59.0	Grab a pen from the glove box.
1:01.0	Oh, gross.
1:02.0	You have pens in your glove box. You have a dirty your glove box.
1:05.0	Yeah, I never ever.
1:07.0	Just use my little tire gauge then.
1:09.0	I got him in the middle.
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