Wednesday, June 19th 2019 Dave & Chuck the Freak Podcast

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.4 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 19 June 2019

⏱️ 203 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a guy in trouble for pulling a gun on a retail clerk but then saying “just joking,” a movie prop that was mistaken for a dead child, a listener that had a creepy encounter with a priest, Zach Galifianakis stole Justin Bieber's Underwear, a meth dealer that had an attack squirrel, a woman busted herself setting a house on fire by her own security camera, a guy offering $10 grand to date his 70-year-old mother, two lesbians arguing over ownership of a winning lotto ticket, a dude that robbed a kids lemonade stand, a porn site giving away the 1st ever wedding proposal on a porn site, a video game addict that tried to poison his parents after they shut off the Wi-Fi router, and more!

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0:00.0	Dave and Chuck the freak.
0:10.0	Well, hi there on a wedding's day.
0:19.8	It is Dave and Chuck the freak with you.
0:21.8	How's everybody?
0:22.8	I'm doing all right.
0:23.8	I'm nervous one day because I got a red energy drink and I got a white shirt.
0:28.3	Oh, it's a real risk, right?
0:33.3	You'll be fine.
0:34.3	Have a shot weight if you need it.
0:35.3	All right, cool.
0:36.3	Yeah, Lisa's got your back.
0:37.3	Thank you so much.
0:38.3	She's got all our backs.
0:39.3	She does.
0:40.3	The shot wipes.
0:41.3	She did give me one of those shot wipes.
0:43.3	I think the same shirt I used to shot white on.
0:47.3	I don't wear white for that reason.
0:49.3	Yeah.
0:50.3	I mean, I'm not that I'm a big messy person, but I just don't take the risk.
0:53.3	Yeah, I mean, it's very dumb of me, but this had vertical stripes.
0:56.3	That's all right.
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