Tuesday, June 18th 2019 Dave & Chuck the Freak Podcast

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Dave & Chuck the Freak

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🗓️ 18 June 2019

⏱️ 201 minutes

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Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a guy on a crusade for beach umbrella safety, a celebrity couple that had their 18-year-old daughter walk in while banging, an 11-year-old that attacked a home intruder with a machete, a magician that died attempting an Houdini escape, a bracelet that shocks you when you give into a bad habit, a man that ate expired food for a year, real life marriage advice, a legal battle over “Long Island Ice Tea,” moms that do something dirty for a living, ants that invaded an airplane mid-flight, the world record for largest underwater clean-up was broken, a government news conference that accidentally live streamed with a cat filter, and more!

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0:00.0	Dayven Chuck the Freak
0:24.0	616 on its Tuesday morning, the 18th day of June. Thanks so much for being with us here on Dave and Chuck the Freak.
0:30.0	You all heard of Don Quartz? I have not. No.
0:35.0	Never realized that was the thing, but this woman sent us an email. She said I emailed in a while ago about my husband saying some crazy things after major surgery when he was coming out of anesthesia.
0:45.0	Well, I had to share something with you. Not even two weeks after his surgery, he ended up with two rather large kidney stones that landed him back in the hospital.
0:54.0	They were so large they ended up having to put him back under to do another procedure. Now, unfortunately they were not able to break up the stones and they couldn't get them out so they placed a stent.
1:07.0	Well, after all that was done, my husband had to pee and apparently he experienced a penis quie. It's called a quoof. It's got a name. It's got a name.
1:22.0	Quoof? You've never been able to detect it. Even detect it for me. I wonder what it sounds like. I know. It's like a raspberry.
1:32.0	In some of the guys cases, yeah. It's like a squeaky like you let in the out of the balloon. Yeah, where you're pulling it.
1:41.0	He said it. I actually disturbed him. It was a very odd sensation, but the nurse told them it happens and she confirmed the name is quoof.
1:53.0	Yeah, because you should have air up there normally. Yeah, it's all the getting up after it.
2:03.0	I never heard of a quoof. No, there it is right there. I mean, this is the urban dictionary definition, but I don't think the other thing, the other keyword is a medical term.
2:18.0	It's not known. I don't know. Doctors just screaming about a minute emergency. No.
2:28.0	So that in quoof, obviously not a medical term. Probably not even close. No.
2:37.0	What it is when a man, have you experienced any goofing? Any post surgery, goofing? Yeah, you won't hear that.
2:44.0	I was like a doctor going through. Yeah, yeah.
2:46.0	Are you bleeding? Are you bleeding? We have more stones. Have you experienced any nightly quooths? Yeah.
2:54.0	Any quooths when you wake up?
2:56.0	Yeah.
2:57.0	Talk, I got to give you a case of the night, quoof.
3:00.0	Yeah, I have.
3:02.0	I mean, it's probably a pretty bad sign if you do have quoofing.
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