Wednesday, July 3rd 2019 Dave & Chuck the Freak Podcast

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.6 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 3 July 2019

⏱️ 218 minutes

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Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a Swedish film festival, your turn ons, the lamest thing you were busted doing, a woman who lit a stick of dynamite because she thought it was a candle, things that give you more pleasure than sex, male waxing,...

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0:00.0	Dave and Chuck the Freak
0:07.0	Oh, uh, drunk guy is fear do have been beaten by a pack of tiny monkeys.
0:21.1	My God.
0:22.7	After breaking into a zoo to try and catch one.
0:25.0	Well, that's what you get.
0:27.0	Yeah.
0:28.0	Yeah, I was like serious dude.
0:30.0	This happened in New Zealand stronger than you think.
0:33.0	John Casford snuck through the gates of the Wellington Zoo in New Zealand to snatch
0:37.2	one of the 10 inch tall squirrel monkeys.
0:39.6	Oh, okay.
0:40.6	Little tiny little fella.
0:41.6	Yeah, little guy.
0:42.6	Only to then be discovered completely beat down including with a broken leg the next
0:52.7	morning.
0:53.7	Those monkeys went to town on him.
0:56.8	I've made a huge mistake.
0:59.9	What like six of them grabbed him by the leg and like bend it around his back or something.
1:04.6	He's lucky that they didn't bite his junk off.
1:07.5	That's what they usually do.
1:08.5	That's what they normally do.
1:09.8	He had a broken leg, two fractured teeth, a sprained ankle and bruises all over his
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