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Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Wednesday, July 3rd 2019 Dave & Chuck the Freak Podcast

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.42.6K Ratings

🗓️ 3 July 2019

⏱️ 218 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a Swedish film festival, your turn ons, the lamest thing you were busted doing, a woman who lit a stick of dynamite because she thought it was a candle, things that give you more pleasure than sex, male waxing, Flight 33 goes back in time, and more!

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0:00.0

Dave and Chuck the Freak

0:07.0

Oh, uh, drunk guy is fear do have been beaten by a pack of tiny monkeys.

0:21.1

My God.

0:22.7

After breaking into a zoo to try and catch one.

0:25.0

Well, that's what you get.

0:27.0

Yeah.

0:28.0

Yeah, I was like serious dude.

0:30.0

This happened in New Zealand stronger than you think.

0:33.0

John Casford snuck through the gates of the Wellington Zoo in New Zealand to snatch

0:37.2

one of the 10 inch tall squirrel monkeys.

0:39.6

Oh, okay.

0:40.6

Little tiny little fella.

0:41.6

Yeah, little guy.

0:42.6

Only to then be discovered completely beat down including with a broken leg the next

0:52.7

morning.

0:53.7

Those monkeys went to town on him.

0:56.8

I've made a huge mistake.

0:59.9

What like six of them grabbed him by the leg and like bend it around his back or something.

1:04.6

He's lucky that they didn't bite his junk off.

1:07.5

That's what they usually do.

1:08.5

That's what they normally do.

1:09.8

He had a broken leg, two fractured teeth, a sprained ankle and bruises all over his

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