Thursday, July 4th 2019 Dave & Chuck the Freak Podcast

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

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4.4 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 4 July 2019

⏱️ 216 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about lawnmower parents, the dumb reason you were fired, signs of real love, what happened that made you say “don’t be gross!”, getting Lisa into video games, foot fetishes, rich vacation experiences, and more!

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0:00.0	Dave and Chuck the Freed.
0:17.5	We're gonna start in the grocery store.
0:20.2	Here's the sentence I'm pretty sure hasn't been said before in the history of mankind.
0:25.0	You get your butt cheeks off my root of Vegas.
0:28.0	You're right.
0:29.0	It is.
0:30.0	It's a non-state man.
0:31.0	It is.
0:32.0	It's a good stuff I've ever been to before.
0:33.0	Well, the cops in Manassas, Virginia, got a call from a grocery store, the giant grocery
0:38.2	store.
0:39.2	It's a chain there.
0:40.2	And something very unusual was happening.
0:43.6	A guy was picking up different pieces of fruits and vegetables, dropping his pants,
0:51.2	and rubbing them between his ass cheeks, and putting them back on the shelves.
0:56.2	Oh no.
0:57.2	I've read the headline and I assumed in my mind I thought he just had his pants on,
1:02.2	and he was like, and he just on the cheek.
1:04.2	No, please.
1:05.2	No, please.
1:06.2	No, no, no.
1:07.2	That's not what I did.
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