Wednesday, July 30th 2025 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

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4.4 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 30 July 2025

⏱️ 197 minutes

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Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about Dave locking himself out of his office, Dave had to fix his dad’s internet, emailer ran into Weird Al fans in elevator, things that were in the news 10 years ago, the most creative ways to say ‘I have to poop,’ woman gets road rage, bystander who intervened in Walmart stabbing speaks, garbage truck hit a pick up and ripped it open, garbage truck slammed into parked car, woman says she caught MRSA after swimming in hotel pool, 2 women had to save baby horse from river rapids, dancing in drug commercials, NFL HQ was target of shooting, Royals player stung by tee during at-bat, Hulk Hogan tribute on Monday Night Raw, Ozzy Osbourne funeral, Katy Perry dating Justin Trudeau, Pam Anderson and Liam Neeson speculation, Sasha Baron Cohen in shape, Kim Kardashian’s shape wear for your face, Happy Gilmore 2 sets Netflix record, Dave’s deodorant staining his clothes, video of Dasher tasting customer’s food, convicted voyeur arrested for touching himself outside of woman’s window again, guy claims the Lord told him to run crypto scam, cruise passenger falls out of infinity pool, what’s the craziest thing you saw in a locker room?, and more!

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0:00.0	Dave and Chuck the Freed
0:06.0	on TikTok at Dave and Chuck the Freed
0:09.1	Hello
0:19.0	Oh yeah It's a Wednesday Hello.
0:22.2	Oh, yeah.
0:24.0	It's a Wednesday.
0:27.5	Thanks for being here on Dave and Chuck the Freak.
0:30.9	Started the day by locking myself out of my office just after I got here.
0:31.8	Oh.
0:33.5	That has led to a series of errors.
0:33.8	Huh.
0:35.8	I could tell it was problems.
0:36.1	Yeah.
0:38.6	He was just lurking in the hallways when I got here.
0:42.8	Okay, so this building is now on computer lockdown, right?
0:49.7	You have to have a password for every computer, and then it sends you a message to your phone and you got to approve.
0:50.0	Yeah.
1:12.0	So that means I can't access any other computer if I'm ever locked out of my office. I went around to four different computers trying to sign in to start doing some work for the show. Yes. Couldn't do anything. Huh. So that was fun just waiting for Jason to get here. It's nice. Had a nice hour. If you would have let me know, I would have hustled up a little bit more.
1:11.4	It's not your fault. It's my fault. I just stupidly closed the door to my office and was like, ah! You say that again? It's not my fault. It's not your fault. Yeah, you don't hear that often. No, I like that. I know. I get that. I realize, though, too, that I can't even, once the show's done, I can't text Jason.
1:46.2	Because I said him a funny little thing yesterday and he almost had a heart attack. He thought something was wrong. I know. Yeah, no. I know that. Every time he gets a text from us after the show. It has to be clear. Like you got to send like a twerking, like a twer gif and then like a hey what did you send
1:47.9	just you said something funny and you just like
1:49.9	you got upset about you thought it was
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