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Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Thursday, July 31st 2025 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.42.6K Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2025

⏱️ 204 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about National Avocado Day, what’s something you don’t miss from the 80s and 90s?, Wendy’s manager shot guy in parking lot, update on the perv who taped 13k people nude on hidden cams, Peeping Tom opened woman’s window and took one of her trophies, cruise ships left docks when tsunami warning came in leaving passengers stranded, flooding in Metro Detroit, tire flew through woman’s windshield on way to concert, giant asteroid heading for the moon, Shannon Sharpe out at ESPN, Vince McMahon totaled his car in crash, overseas NFL games, sex toy thrown onto court at WNBA game, Hulk Hogan’s daughter asked to be taken out of will, latest on Ozzie tribute, William Shatner terrified of death, Keanu Reeves got watches back, new Naked Gun movie highest rated comedy of decade, security guard quit in middle of Jelly Roll show, Tim McGraw goes bald, Jason Momoa shaves his beard, security footage of naked man at a car wash, guy gets nude on NYC subway, Delta employee used iPad to film JO videos, strippers at work party, guy passed out while brushing teeth, guy proposes in Greece and couple blocks video, guy proposed 43 times before GF agreed, dad sprayed pepper spray in store causing problems, 400lbs of magic mushrooms found in car, update on dentist who poisoned his wife, woman chases burglary suspect, man crawled to safety after getting stuck on mountain, radioactive wasp nest found in South Carolina, a woman’s body odor can help men relax, Kraft releasing pizza flavored Mac & Cheese, and more!

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0:00.0

Dave and Chuck the Freak on TikTok at Dave and Chuck the Freak.

0:11.7

Hello there. It's a Thursday, the 31st day of July.

0:25.1

Chuck the Freak is stuck in some traffic.

0:27.6

He'll be joining us at some point this morning.

0:29.9

We hope.

0:30.3

Hopefully.

0:31.0

Yeah.

0:31.4

It's a pretty bad one.

0:33.6

Yeah.

0:33.7

See how it goes there.

0:35.5

On this last day of July, how's the summer going so far for everybody? Very good. Yeah. Busy? Yeah. Yeah. I'm ready for things to slow down. I'm just, I just really feel like summer's like almost just getting going. It's almost about to end. I know. That's the sad part. It goes so fast.

0:52.3

I'm getting into it, loving it. Oh, yeah. And then I'm like, oh, geez, it's August's coming up. I could do without the humidity. Yeah, me too. Yeah, I don't mind. Other than that. I'm going to be one of those really old guys that live somewhere really warm. We know. I am. I am. I don't mind the heat.

1:27.5

Yeah. As long as you're near, you know, you can stay cool. Then it's all good. It is National Avocado Day. Lopin avocado? Yeah. I had a couple last night. Like, guacamole. You just eat them like you rock dog them I eat them Yeah Without yeah just like

1:28.9

What do you put like a little lime on there

1:30.3

No I just eat it plain

1:31.2

Oh you just do I do

1:32.1

Slice it in little salt and lime

1:33.5

Really?

1:33.9

Mm-hmm

1:34.3

No I can't do that

1:36.0

I gotta jazz it up a bit

1:38.2

I could

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